German Comedy

Now a days many Indians are going to Germany for Higher studies and work. As we all know Indians are educated in English medium. They learn Geman a few months before going to Germany. As a result they have dominant influence of English. 

It is quite natural that Indians in Germany use English words they cause confusion and embarassment to the locals. This comedy is knitted around English words that sound and mean different to German ears. 

Mister

Boot 

Gift

Los

 After  

 Fart - Kontrol

Art 

Hut

Bank

Not

List

Teller

Still

Rock

das Pony vs der Pony

To start off, “das Pony” is a baby horse 

“der Pony” is fringe hair style. 

das Tor vs der Tor 

“das Tor”  goal  in soccer game, while “der Tor” fence or gate 

das Stift vs der Stift

 “der Stift” you get a pen. “das Stift is a monastery.”

die Leiter vs der Leiter 

“die Leiter” is a ladder. “der Leiter” is a leader or manager. 

die Bank Vs die Bank

 It could mean either a credit institute or a bench you sit on in a park.

der Hahn

“der Hahn” can refer to a faucet in your kitchen sink or  a rooster. 

die Decke 

“die Decke” is your ceiling but it could also mean blanket. In the same manner, “die Decke” could also mean a cover. 

1% of the world's rarest - Poolabala

 1% of the world's rarest. 

Google says that only 1 percent of the world can use both hands equally. People who can use both hands equally are called ambidextrous. 

ప్రపంచంలో ఒక్క శాతం మాత్రమే రెండుచేతులు ఒకేవిధంగా వాడగలరని గూగుల్ చెపుతోంది. రెండు చేతులను ఒకే తీరుగా వాడగలిగే వాళ్ళని యాంబిడక్స్ట్రస్ అంటారు. తెలుగులో సవ్యసాచి అంటారు.   

Viele Menschen wachen morgens auf, gehen auf die Toilette und benutzen dabei ihre linke Hand. Das ist der einzige Ort, an dem Menschen ihre linke Hand aktiv benutzen. Nach dem Verlassen der Toilette benutzen sie ihre rechte Hand zum Zähneputzen und zum Aufschneiden von Milchpackungen. Für alle Aufgaben wie das Halten der Kaffeetasse, das Abwaschen des Geschirrs oder das Wäschewaschen benutzen sie ihre rechte Hand.

Many people wake up in the morning, go to toilet, use left hand there. That is the only place where people use left hand actively. after coming out from the toilet , they use right hand for brushing the teeth , cutting milk packets. for all tasks such as holding the coffee cup , cleaning the dishes or  washing clothes they use right hand. 

Obwohl die linke Hand beim Tragen von Kleidung und beim Binden von Schnürsenkeln benutzt wird, beschränkt sich ihre Funktion darauf, die rechte Hand zu stützen. Für Millionen Rechtshänder ist die linke Hand nicht funktionsfähig.

Although the left hand is used while wearing clothes tying shoe laces, its role is limited to support the right hand. Left hand remains nonfunctional to millions of right handers. 

90 Prozent der Menschen auf der ganzen Welt sind Rechtshänder. Nur 10 Prozent der Welt sind Linkshänder. Sie sind Nachahmer. Denken sie jemals darüber nach, warum sie die linke Hand verlassen haben?

90 percent of the people in the entre world are right handers. only  10 percent of the world are left handers. they are imitaters. Do they ever think why they left the left hand? 

Etwa 1 % der Weltbevölkerung ist beidhändig. Sie können beide Hände gleichermaßen benutzen. Pooplabala ist einer von ihnen.

About 1% of the world population is ambidextrous. they can use both hands alike. Pooplabala is one among them.